kawaiigod:

if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing

altonym:

Beer honestly just tastes how I imagine urine to taste it is so rank and people are always like nah try this because this is special Beer and then it’s like oh ok urine with cinnamon in it great

990
"Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships.
So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated."
freshfarmhouse:

Fresh Farmhouse

Reblog if Jaromir Jagr has played on your team